nev nah and my brother both had NPCC camps over the past few days.
nev posed a very interesting bogus question to his cadets. the responses: dead funny. nev's responses to their responses: priceless.
for example, to the question: "is HO neville a benevolent mentor? why?"
one of the responses were... "okay lah. he's friendly and very funny. but define benevolent. different people have different definitions of the word 'benevolent'. what are its origins? the question is ambiguous. it does not rephrase benevolent for the benefit of everyone and does not ask for your own personal view of benevolent and thus i can't fully answer. for future purposes, please define benevolent. thank you."
nev's response was "this is one reason why most people hate ri boys. nabei, benevolent is benevolent. not benevolent is not benevolent. wherefore art the cheesepie ambiguity i asketh? this is one reason why most people hate ri boys. nabei, benevolent is benevolent. not benevolent is not benevolent. wherefore art the cheesepie ambiguity i asketh?"
the funniest one though, was: "er. if HO is reading, yes. if HO not reading, yes still. because i know HO still reading."
HAHA.
upon introducing my brother to nev's blog, there was the line:
boo-boo of the day: taking a piss without washing all the deepheat off my hands completely. pants on fire, baby.
my brother's response:
divinesummerbliss says: dick on fire leh
divinesummerbliss says: wah lau
+@!-ed: it's over... but i have a very strong feeling that i will be back says: actually quite easy to extinguish what
+@!-ed: it's over... but i have a very strong feeling that i will be back says: just aim up
+@!-ed: it's over... but i have a very strong feeling that i will be back says: and let the pee fall down lah
+@!-ed: it's over... but i have a very strong feeling that i will be back says: will cool off
+@!-ed: it's over... but i have a very strong feeling that i will be back says: but need precision lah
+@!-ed: it's over... but i have a very strong feeling that i will be back says: otherwise will all land on shirt
NPCC breeds men with weird senses of humour.
in other news, easter hols hath cometh! am immensely pleased. more sleep. more studying. and of course (as oft observed by other folk) maybe more blogggggging.
also more shopping on eBay. haiyah, girls what.
Inscribed @ 3:13 pm
-raison d'être-
Crimson Bisque
Seconded by her friends
Hooked after a few blogs
Doomed to express herself
every now and then
Crimson: red
Bisque: White unglazed porcelein
Crimson bisque:
A little rough around the edges,
rather fragile and stained red by the
change Jesus death and his blood
has brought about in my life
